things you should not do while watching Weeds

• Drink anything that would hurt coming out your nose (i.e. red wine)
• Do yoga
• Eat cornbread
• Get the hots for Kevin Nealon
• Work
  
• Paint your toenails
• Talk to your mother-in-law on the phone (I have not personally done this, but I don't think it would be fun)
• Plan your community garden plot for the next year
• See how many quarters you can stick up your nose
  
• Name your children
• Feel bad about your life
  
• Smoke weed...seriously, you have to pay attention to keep this show straight.