I get to eat solid food again! Here's a list of things I've eaten today:
- an egg with the shell on
- a Double Down from KFC
- A Q-tip
- part of a houseplant
- a tissue
- a pinecone
- a pair of chopsticks
- an incense cone
- Vicodin
- A Snickers bar with the wrapper
- a picture of your mom
- a puka shell necklace
- a votive candle from Pier One
Of all the things you listed, the double down is clearly the worst (and least food-like).
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