- Gone on tour with my band, during which we were called the wrong name on the radio several times.
- Consumed at least 40 bottles of wine and 100 pots of coffee. A modest estimate.
- Read the Hunger Games Trilogy TWICE.
- Watched several more of my friends sadly succumb to parenthood.
- Been mistaken for a local celebrity.
- Gotten a big-ass tattoo (not to be mistaken for a big ass tattoo).
- Fought off a rabid raccoon.
I'm so sorry I have deprived the blogosphere of these stories.