I'm one crafty biatch

No, I'm not really one crafty biatch. I don't really have the time for it, and I don't like the way Michael's smells. But after searching for months for a mobile that wasn't ridiculously overpriced ($90 for felt birds?!) or a dust magnet, I decided to just make my own. I got a free pattern at Spool, and ordered fabric from Spoonflower for $23. A little pricey, but better than $90 for stupid felt birds. Anyway, I'm pretty pleased with the final product, considering I don't even know how to thread my sewing machine, and I stabbed myself at least a dozen times.

Baby Buster, on the other hand, thought the birds might be trying to steal his soul.

somebody clip this dog's toenails